WASHINGTON– After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing Joe Biden speaking quite eloquently, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki immediately set the record straight and condemned the misleadingly edited video as being taken out of context.
The video of Biden speaking extremely coherently and strangely well-spoken went viral once it was shared by the Republican party’s Twitter account in an effort to make the president appear as though he’s actually fit to serve as Commander-in-Chief.
“Sometimes context and the full clip is important,” said Psaki in defense of Biden’s true demented, moronic self. “As everyone in the world already knows, President Biden cannot put together even one coherent sentence, which proves that this video is a weak, pathetic attempt by the Republicans to make Biden appear as though he’s sane and capable of serving in office.”
Psaki is referring to the 10 seconds of video in which Biden says, “Good evening, my esteemed colleagues and venerable Americans. It is sincerely my distinguished honor to serve as your fully proficient and humbly dexterous president.”
Psaki subsequently shared a video published by the White House which showed what Biden really said.
“Uh, yeah, good morning, or afternoon, or, uh, well, you know the thing,” said Biden in the real unedited video. “It’s, uh, my, oh man, what am I supposed to say? Oh yeah, Corn Pop was a bad dude and he loved rubbing the hair on my wife’s legs. Let’s go Brandon. I agree.”
