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Listed below is the top three Christmas gifts on most people’s lists this year.
3. The Kim Jong-Un doll.
This cute doll will be a fine addition to any little girl’s or grownup’s doll collection. The doll comes with a dress, bonnet, shoes, baby bottle, and nuclear bomb. If you’re willing to pay more money then you can get a more expensive version that actually urinates, defecates, and gives you orders, such as telling you to clean up its diaper with your tongue.
2. A ready-made meth lab.
This gift will be a hit with all those Breaking Bad fans. This ready-to-go meth lab comes with everything that you will need to start your own meth business, such as salt, batteries, coffee filters, propane tank, and cold pills. Santa Claus not included.
And the number one Christmas gift this year is:
1. A rabid animal pet.
Wow! What better way to say “I love you” then with a pet with rabies. Pet shops with rabies-infected animals have been popping up across the country as people have become bored with their regular, docile pets. These pet shops guarantee that their animals are infected with not only the rabies virus, but with many other dangerous diseases. Every pet that you purchase comes with papers proving its rabies infection.
So spread the joy this year and get those that you care about the most one of these gifts for Christmas.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Daily Soak.
