New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad…
Woke Santa Tells Disappointed Children All Their Gifts Going To Ukraine This Year
NORTH POLE-- In an effort to both end systemic, racist climate change…
Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- This year's Christmas has been officially cancelled after Canadian Prime…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that…
Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced…
Last Chance To Get The Top Three Most Popular Gifts This Christmas
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Don't be left out in the cold this Christmas…
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
FORT WORTH, TEXAS-- A Fort Worth man is being questioned by police…
After Getting Fat-Shamed Online, Santa Claus Drops Two Hundred Pounds
NORTH POLE-- Christmas just got a whole lot thinner, thanks to Santa…
Meet The 72 Year Old Man Who Still Believes In Santa Claus
TACOMA, WASHINGTON-- While most children eventually come to the conclusion that Santa Claus…
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…
