4. Obama can make his nose disappear at will.
On several occasions, the president was photographed masking his nose. Sources close to the president say that Obama doesn’t literally make his nose disappear per se, but can use mind control over people and make them believe that his nose has vanished. It even works in photographs.
3. Obama’s body double is always in every shot of the president, but is later edited out.
Obama’s body double, played by Obama himself, is always somewhere close by to the president in the unlikely event that someone actually mistakes him for the president. Unfortunately, this ingenious idea was actually created by presidential candidate Donald Trump, who says that he uses body doubles of himself so that he can check on his hair without having a smelly homeless person always hanging around and holding up a mirror.
2. Obama can hear miles away.
A little known fact about the president is that he has the innate ability to hear things miles away. Scientists who performed tests on the president say that Obama can hear Congressmen miles away as they huddle together gossiping about what the president wore that day or how he thinks he’s better than everyone else because he can make his nose disappear whenever he wants.
And the number one thing that most people don’t know about Obama:
1.Obama is the president of the United States.
Even though some people would say otherwise, Obama is the president of the United States. Many people are shocked when they hear that Obama is the president and admit they thought that he was just a guy covering for the real president who’s always away on vacation.
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5. Obama puts his pants on 2 legs at a time.
6. Obama whittles wood without any wood.