George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- Just as federal authorities were about to make…
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling…
Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech
WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…
Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role
WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…
Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old
WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…
RINO Republicans Relieved They Won’t Have To Do Any Work After Joyous Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After losing a slew of expected races to Democrats during the…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
RINO Republicans Volunteer To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the breaking news that former presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard had…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
Biden Cooks BBQed MAGA Republicans In Celebration Of Labor Day
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to unify the country, President Joe Biden celebrated…
Media Praises Biden For Executing MAGA Republican During Riveting Speech
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden is being heralded as a hero by mainstream…
Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- Once Florida and Texas heard that Los Angeles officials had…
