New Kevin McCarthy Talking Doll Is All Talk And No Action Just Like The Real Thing
U.S.-- A new talking doll is set to be released this Christmas…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are done playing games and have had it…
Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine
U.S.-- Eight Republican candidate hopefuls graced the debate stage last night on…
Biden Comes Out As Gay, Says He’s Been Dating Robert L. Peters Behind Wife Jill’s Back
WASHINGTON-- Unable to hide his sexuality any longer due to the recent…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun…
Weird Elflike Creature Seen Fleeing Area After Rand Paul’s Office Building Burns Down
BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY-- Investigators have presented new evidence in the case of…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Shocking Photos In Congress Of Hunter Biden Fully Clothed
WASHINGTON-- During a hearing of the House Oversight Committee investigating alleged corruption…
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going…
Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up
WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his…
Ron DeSantis Promises When He’s President He Won’t Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- During a Twitter Spaces event with CEO Elon Musk, Ron…
