Tag: Republican

Weird Elflike Creature Seen Fleeing Area After Rand Paul’s Office Building Burns Down

BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY-- Investigators have presented new evidence in the case of…

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Shocking Photos In Congress Of Hunter Biden Fully Clothed

WASHINGTON-- During a hearing of the House Oversight Committee investigating alleged corruption…

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Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…

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Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going…

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Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up

WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his…

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George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time

LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- Just as federal authorities were about to make…

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Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling…

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Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech

WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…

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Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role

WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…

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Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old

WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…

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RINO Republicans Relieved They Won’t Have To Do Any Work After Joyous Election Losses To Democrats

WASHINGTON-- After losing a slew of expected races to Democrats during the…

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