Tag: Rated R

John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- The Oscars awards show was a big hit last night…

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Justin Trudeau Bans Testicles In Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After realizing that his new law requiring men's restrooms to…

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Naked Doctor Wins Lawsuit To Open Up All Nude Medical Practice

AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A huge win for nudists across the country came this…

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Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers

WASHINGTON-- After one of their male staffers was caught performing a lewd…

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Andrew Tate Gives Biden A Much-Needed Pep Talk

https://youtube.com/shorts/RzRalArjVHc?feature=share WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden called Top G Andrew Tate for his…

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Joe Biden Asks Andrew Tate For Some Advice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvKMDhE7Tjk WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden called Top G Andrew Tate for his…

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Biden Inspired Video Game ‘Call Of Doody: Stained Underwear III’ Has Exploded All Over America

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A new video game based on the bathroom habits…

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Javier Milei Celebrates Argentina President Victory By Ripping Off Head Of A Leftist

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA-- On Sunday chainsaw-wielding populist Javier Milei became the next…

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Frustrated Cat Keeps Trying To End Its Life But Always Lands On Its Feet

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- A depressed cat that doesn't want to live…

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‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…

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Canada’s Justin Trudeau Apologizes For Wearing Whiteface

OTTAWA, CANADA-- A rare photo surfaced recently of Justin Trudeau wearing what…

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