Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
Hunter Biden Runs Up The DNC Stage After White Baggie Falls Out Of Nancy Pelosi’s Pocket
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A strange occurrence happened at the DNC this week when…
Kamala Harris Eyes Possible Cabinet Roles After Watching Olympics Opening Ceremony
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for her hopes to defeat Donald Trump in the…
Democrat Judge Dismisses Alec Baldwin’s Case After He Promises To Only Shoot Trump Supporters Next Time
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- A Democrat New Mexico judge has dismissed the…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards…
Kristi Noem Tries Making Amends With Dog Lovers By Shooting Her Cat
PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA-- After facing nationwide backlash from both Republicans and Democrats…
Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After the US Congress passed the bipartisan $95 billion aid…
John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- The Oscars awards show was a big hit last night…
Justin Trudeau Bans Testicles In Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After realizing that his new law requiring men's restrooms to…
Naked Doctor Wins Lawsuit To Open Up All Nude Medical Practice
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A huge win for nudists across the country came this…