Congress Clarifies Zombie Caught Feasting On Staffer’s Brain Was Just Senator Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON-- In a move to quell widespread panic after a video surfaced…
Citizens Beg Trump To Drop Tariffs On Canada After Doug Ford Streaks Through World Series In Retaliation
CANADA / US-- In a major escalation in the ongoing U.S.-Canada tariff…
UK Police Launch ‘Grooming Gang Hotline’ To Report White People Who Refuse To Be Raped
LONDON, UK-- In a groundbreaking move to "promote diversity and inclusion," the…
British Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Near Gay Pride Parade
LONDON, ENGLAND-- UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime…
UK Votes To Allow Abortion Up To 940 Weeks Old
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Pro-abortion activists in the UK are celebrating after British lawmakers…
Sesame Street Starts Off New Pride Month Episode With The Letters ‘BDSM’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In celebration of this year's Pride Month, children's…
Keir Starmer Says UK Doesn’t Have Money To Investigate Grooming Gangs Because He Spent It All On Coke
UK-- The UK Home Office put out a statement recently saying that…
Zelensky Jealous He Wasn’t Invited To The World Leaders Cocaine Party In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- During a trip to the Ukraine in an effort to…
Family Guy’s Herbert The Pervert Moves To The UK To Join Labour Party
UNITED KINGDOM-- Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of…
CNN Claims They Have No Room For Racism Or Bigotry On Their Network, Except If It’s Against Trump, Trump Supporters, Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, White People, Or Heterosexuals
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Immediately after firing panelist Ryan Girdusky for a comment he…
Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and…