US Officials Claim Russians Planted Coke Inside White House To Make Biden’s Son Look Like A Crackhead American Loser
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Putin Cuts Own Arm Off To Hurt Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another attempt to win the war in Ukraine…
Sesame Street’s Oscar The Grouch Canceled After Saying He Doesn’t Want Male Hands Up His Puppet Hole
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Yet another controversy has hit Sesame Street after Muppet…
After Finding Leprechaun’s Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- While on a visit with his father Joe Biden to…
Upcoming ‘Cocaine Bear’ Sequel Has The Bear Seeking Drug Addiction Treatment
HOLLYWOOD-- Due to the massive popularity of the first Cocaine Bear movie,…
Wacky New Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Yell ‘Hai’ Entire Time
TOKYO, JAPAN-- An interesting new game show is taking the Japanese world…
Realistic New ‘Scream’ Movie Shows Ghostface Killer Getting Beaten And Robbed In New York
HOLLYWOOD-- Both fans and film critics alike are praising the trailer of…
Retired Dr. Fauci Finds New Job As Balenciaga Model
PARIS, FRANCE-- In what some are calling a smooth, lateral transition from…
Instead Of Hockey Fights, NHL Players Will Now Do Each Other’s Makeup
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The NHL has become the latest sports…
Controversy Arises After Photos Of Biden’s Pardoned Turkey Found On Hunter’s Laptop
WASHINGTON-- A major controversy has been brewing Monday after it was revealed…
New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Criminals in New York have been breathing a sigh…
Obese Cocaine Addict Says He’s Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- An obese man out of New York…
