Tag: Rated PG

Obama Gives Biden An Obama Phone For His Bris

WASHINGTON-- At a celebratory meal following his bris, Vice President Joe Biden received a…

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Anti-Trump Seagulls Block Roadway In Protest

DOWNWIND, CALIFORNIA-- A large group of angry seagulls took to the streets…

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Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron

SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of…

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Dear Trump

Dear Trump: I want to lose my virginity before next music tour:…

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Unbelievable: This MILF Group Is Stunning

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A new groundbreaking animal act that's been touring the world…

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Man Sells His Soul For A Cigarette

HELL'S KITCHEN, NEW YORK-- Desperation can lead people to do crazy things,…

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Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…

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Dyslexic Man Dies After Dialing 119

BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA-- A 43 year old dyslexic man died this morning from…

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Philly Man Gets Own TV Show On Food Network (6 Photos)

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 36 year old chef from Philadelphia will be getting…

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Legless Man Outruns Cops

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers…

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Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un created a massive hurricane…

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Mailboxes Renamed Gender-Neutral Boxes To Avoid Discrimination

WASHINGTON-- In an ongoing effort to avoid discrimination by either including or…

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