Vampire In New Blade Movie Being Recast As Pansexual Werewolf
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be more dynamic and inclusive, the producers…
M&Ms Faces Major Backlash After Introducing New Straight White Male Character
HACKETTSTOWN, NJ-- Mars, Incorporated is facing major backlash from progressives after the…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight
WASHINGTON-- Despite all the criticism he's received for the massive amount of…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist…
Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID
WASHINGTON-- During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19…
After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this…
TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…
Chuck Schumer Says His Mother’s Sister’s Neighbor’s Son’s Mailman’s Mechanic’s Dentist’s Patient Was Targeted On January 6
WASHINGTON-- New York Senator Chuck Schumer was the latest grieving Democrat politician…
Democrats Hold Vigil For Politicians Not Killed During January 6 Capitol Protest
WASHINGTON-- Grieving Democrats marked the one year anniversary of the US Capitol…
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in…