Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in…
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…
Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching
SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…
Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk
IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…
911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator
NOTFALL, VERMONT-- In what turned out to be a complete waste of…
Donald Trump Said What?
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Republican President Donald Trump has shocked everyone once again…
See The New Jersey Man Who Lives Like A Chipmunk
ELMWOOD, NEW JERSEY-- Scientists in New Jersey are baffled by a man…
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
Archaeologists Unearth Unbelieveable Artifacts Inside Egyptian Pyramid
CAIRO, EGYPT-- Archaeologists excavating inside a pyramid in Egypt unearthed some extremely…
Poland Bans Scissors Due To One Too Many Paper Cuts
WARSAW, POLAND-- Officials in Poland made a bold move recently by banning…
ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Hundreds of ISIS members have threatened to quit their jobs…
United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
