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Violated Dog To Press Charges After Michael Bloomberg Grabs Her By The Snout

BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- A female dog that had its nose grabbed forcefully by…

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CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror

SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK-- Former CNN host Don Lemon called 911 late…

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As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe

WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed…

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Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border

EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on…

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Fish Beaten And Robbed After Meeting Cat On Plenty Of Fish Dating Site

JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA-- Be careful of all those fish out in the sea.…

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Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States

WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat…

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Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani

WASHINGTON-- Democrat politicians held a prayer and candle vigil early this morning…

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Governor Gavin Newsom Claims His Aunt Says Trump ‘Greatly Embellishing’ California Homeless Problem

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California Gov. Gavin Newsom took to Twitter to respond to…

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The Top 10 Most-Viewed Fake News Stories Of 2019

In today's relentless "real" news cycle, it's nice to take a break…

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Donald Trump Fires Back With Painting Of Himself Scrubbing Jim Carrey Out Of Toilet

WASHINGTON-- President and mega-troll Donald Trump has unleashed his comedic side with…

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Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein

METROPOLITAN, NEW YORK-- A man working as a mall Santa Claus who…

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Concerned Parents Plead With Son To Stop Vaping And Start Smoking Safer Cigarettes

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A husband and wife are at their wits end…

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