Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
