Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue
HOLLYWOOD-- There was a small change in Sunday's Oscars ceremony when comedienne…
Samuel L. Jackson To Play Zelensky In Upcoming Movie About Ukrainian President
HOLLYWOOD-- A new movie is set to hit the big screen this…
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
