Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes Out In Public
WASHINGTON-- Some embarrassing photos of Hunter Biden have been circulating around the…
Man Who Wears Heart On His Sleeve Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Keep A Girlfriend
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A local man named Dennis Wordsmith was left heartbroken…
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON--President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to his trusty…
US Disinformation Governance Board Hires CNN Hosts To Give Everyone The Real Facts
WASHINGTON-- The Disinformation Governance Board has recently hired all the highly respected…
With New Jersey’s Ban On Plastic, Black Market Selling Of Plastic Bags On The Rise
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- After New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy signed into law…
Biden’s Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny
WASHINGTON-- Inside sources are reporting that First Lady Jill Biden has become…
Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a major push to combat Canada's drastic climate change…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…
Giraffe Selected First Round Pick In 2022 WNBA Draft
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The American women's WNBA basketball draft has…
Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- Once Florida and Texas heard that Los Angeles officials had…
Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House
WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…
