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Prince Harry Grows Frustrated Begging Wife Meghan To Start Leaving Toilet Seat Down
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Predator Child Tells Mom There’s A Scary Nancy Pelosi Monster Hiding Under His Bed
YAUTJA PRIME-- Many young children are scared believing that there's monsters living…
Black-Robed Biden Executes Order 66 On MAGA Republicans During Impassioned Speech
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to bring order to the United States, a…
FBI Fires Agent Fox Mulder For Seeking The Truth
WASHINGTON-- After spending his entire career searching for the truth, Special Agent Fox…
Democrat Turnout Will Be Huge This Upcoming Election, Reports Expert Mortician
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- With the upcoming November elections, many political pundits are predicting…
400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine
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Startling Revelation From Ashley’s Diary Shows Biden Used To Shower With Corn Pop
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence has been revealed recently out of the infamous…
Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream
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NYC Mayor Boasts New Record Of City Going 2 Minutes Without Crime Being Committed
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Shark Sues After Breaking A Tooth Ripping Off Swimmer’s Leg
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Brian Stelter Gets Rehired At CNN After Coming Out As Transgender
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Inspired by all of the national attention being given to…
