Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants
WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
