Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden…
Space Aliens Voted Madonna Sexiest Human On Earth
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California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store…
Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
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Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A local woman has heeded the CDC's recommendation and has…
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing…
Pimps Trade Prostitutes For Chickens As Egg Prices Soar
ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY-- With the price of eggs continuing to rise,…
The Sky Slammed On Social Media For Refusing To Show A Rainbow After Rain
U.S.-- The ubiquitous sky has come under fire this week when numerous…
Police Arrest Gas Stove For Attempting To Suffocate Its Roommate
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Another dangerous gas stove was taken off the streets…
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
WASHINGTON-- As a way to honor regular American citizens who have contributed…
Gazelle Family Christmas Kind Of Awkward After Daughter Brings Home Lion For Holiday
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Woke Santa Tells Disappointed Children All Their Gifts Going To Ukraine This Year
NORTH POLE-- In an effort to both end systemic, racist climate change…
