Senators Work Naked After Relaxing Senate Dress Code
WASHINGTON-- In one of the most important issues ever tackled by United…
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramoviฤ to be his…
Ron DeSantis Proposes 6-Hour Abortion Ban If Elected President
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- During a campaign stop in California, Republican Presidential candidate Ron…
Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the…
Illegal African Migrant Becomes New Prime Minister Of Italy
ROME, ITALY-- An illegal African migrant who recently arrived in Italy by…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the…
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI-- In response to a major boycott from hiring a…
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- In order to combat a serious environmental epidemic,…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by…
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe…
ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man’s Shoulder
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull…
