Biden Endorses Trump After Having A Brief Moment Of Clarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndO56dzNR5c (SATIRE) WASHINGTON-- Suddenly realizing the current American president was destroying the…
Robert De Niro Buys New Shoes In Preparation For His Possible Upcoming Debate With Trump
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After getting lambasted on Truth Social by Donald Trump for…
Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from…
Bath & Body Works Selling New Line Of Animal Scented Candles For Annual Sale
COLUMBUS, OHIO-- Great news, shoppers. The Bath & Body Works annual one…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad…
Chris Christie Joins This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie has announced…
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage
WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous…
Madonna Threatens To Put Out A New Album If Trump Becomes President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Pop singer Madonna has gone on record to voice…
Trump Tells Supporters What The World Really Thinks About Obama’s Biden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJz4MTCw5xc CLAREMONT, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- An animated Donald Trump gave a rousing speech…
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands…
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out…
