Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…
Kamala Finally Draws Bigger Crowd Than Trump After 100,000 People Protest Her At DNC
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After months of submitting staged photos to prove that she…
Major Endorsement: Kamala Snags Coveted ‘Democrats Posing As Republicans For Harris’ Group
U.S.-- Another group of people known as the Democrats Posing As Republicans…
Tim Walz Shows Off His New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- After news broke out that Tim Walz may be tied…
Biden Not Confident In Peaceful Transfer Of Power If Democrats Steal Election From Trump
WASHINGTON-- After his own Democrat party performed a coup on him to…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…
UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in…
Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard…
Nancy Pelosi Shows Kamala Harris The Best Places To Hide Her Alcohol While Working
WASHINGTON-- In the event that Kamala Harris wins the presidency, former Speaker…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…
Kamala Harris Selects Tim Walz As Her Running Mate After Being Impressed By His Twerking Skills
WASHINGTON-- Vice President Kamala Harris has officially chosen Tim Walz as her…
Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…
