Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In order to help the Democrats win the Pennsylvania senate…

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Biden: ‘If You Don’t Want Nuclear War With Russia Then You Ain’t Black’

WASHINGTON-- While doing an interview with a black podcaster in an effort…

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The Washington Post: ‘Biden’s Correct: Madein America Is In Fact Two Words’

WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out and defended Joe Biden's statement…

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Biden: ‘Let Me Start Off With Two Words: Made In, Uh, Well, You Know The Thing’

HAGERSTOWN, MARYLAND-- While speaking at a Volvo manufacturing plant discussing how to…

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Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage

PONCE, PUERTO RICO-- While surveying the damages done from Hurricane Fiona in…

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Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage

REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…

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Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine

KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds…

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White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man

WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…

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Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death

PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's…

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Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…

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Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection

WASHINGTON-- The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has let…

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Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists

HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…

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