Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In order to help the Democrats win the Pennsylvania senate…
Biden: ‘If You Don’t Want Nuclear War With Russia Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- While doing an interview with a black podcaster in an effort…
The Washington Post: ‘Biden’s Correct: Madein America Is In Fact Two Words’
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out and defended Joe Biden's statement…
Biden: ‘Let Me Start Off With Two Words: Made In, Uh, Well, You Know The Thing’
HAGERSTOWN, MARYLAND-- While speaking at a Volvo manufacturing plant discussing how to…
Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage
PONCE, PUERTO RICO-- While surveying the damages done from Hurricane Fiona in…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death
PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's…
Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…
Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection
WASHINGTON-- The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has let…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…