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Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…

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Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…

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Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…

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Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish

CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…

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Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…

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Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…

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Gavin Newsom Issues New Poop-Scented Masks So You Can Still Smell California While Masked Up

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After declaring a state of emergency over rising cases of…

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Gavin Newsom Vows To Punish Trump By Increasing Homelessness, Crime, Illegal Aliens, And High Prices In California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to President-Elect Donald Trump saying he wants to…

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Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…

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Desperate Democrats Create Their Perfect Multi-Politician Hybrid Candidate ‘Gavin Clinton-Obama’ In Order To Defeat Trump

WASHINGTON-- With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe…

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Frightened Gavin Newsom Hides Under Bed After Guns Come To Life And Break Into His Home

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group…

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In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…

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