Tag: Donald Trump

Merriam-Webster Removes Word ‘Trump’ From Dictionary For Offending Too Many People

SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTES-- Merriam-Webster dictionary has completely removed the word "trump" from all…

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Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’

WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…

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Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked About Hunter’s Emails

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden got tired of being asked mundane questions by…

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Bernie Sanders: ‘We Must Crush The Corporate Democrat Establishment, So Vote For Corporate Democrat Establishment Biden’

DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has returned to the campaign trail…

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Joe Biden: ‘Voters Don’t Deserve To Know Whether I’m Running For President Or Senator’

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said voters "don't deserve…

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USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots

WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…

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CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden’s Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance

WASHINGTON--CNN recently reported that former Vice President Joe Biden gave an extremely…

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Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from…

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Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace

CLEVELAND, OHIO-- The first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Fox…

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Joe Biden Promises He’s Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate

WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden said he's completely ready to…

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Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish

WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…

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Joe Biden Promises Free Vintage Rotary Phones For All If Elected President

WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that if he is elected…

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