Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon
U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into…
Gas Prices Are So High Even Biden’s Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Gas Pumps
WASHINGTON-- Gas prices within the United States have gone up so much…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
Hillary Clinton To Star In Upcoming James Bond Movie ‘The Spy Who Nagged Me’
HOLLYWOOD-- Movie executives have recently purchased the true life story of Hillary…
White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe…
It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a…
Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Trump Is His Man Crush Monday On Valentine’s Day Special
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- To celebrate this year's Valentine's Day, late night host Jimmy…
To Increase Network Ratings, This Year’s Super Bowl To Be Replaced With Trump Rally
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Due to the massive decline in ratings of the last…
Hillary Clinton Cackles At Trump: ‘We Came, We Saw, We Spied!’
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a cheerful,…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
