Biden’s Dog Major Comes Out As Trump Supporter After Fracturing Owner’s Ankle
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Joe Biden's German Shepherd Major is being questioned by police…
Thanksgiving Tradition: Biden Sniffs And Gropes Unlucky Turkey Pardoned By Trump
WASHINGTON-- Every Thanksgiving the President of the United States spares a turkey…
China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats
BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending…
Deceased Biden Supporters Host ‘Million Dead Voters March’ In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out
WASHINGTON-- Dead people who voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential…
CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority…
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…
Hillary Clinton Accuses Husband Bill Of Being Russian Asset After He Forgets To Put Toilet Seat Down
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton gave an emergency…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…
Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally
DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…