PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine…
The Ubiquitous Brandon Makes An Appearance At Latest Trump Rally
DES MOINES, IOWA-- The sports stadium celebrity known only as "Brandon" made…
With Trump Gone, Stephen Colbert Forced To Work As Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man For Money
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The Late Show host Stephen Colbert has…
An Impatient Joe Biden Hires Freddy Krueger To Vaccinate Hesitant People While They’re Sleeping
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has finally reached his breaking point in trying to…
Newly Unearthed: Over 2,000 Year Old Confucius Quote Telling Future Americans To Take COVID Vaccine
BEIJING, CHINA-- A never-before-seen quote from famed Chinese philosopher Confucius has been…
Biden Builds Border Wall Around Florida To Keep Freedom-Loving Cubans Out Of The U.S.
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden vowed to stop the sudden surge of freedom-seeking Cubans…
Joe Biden Says Farsighted White Hens Are America’s Number One Domestic Terrorists
WASHINGTON-- At a recent earthshattering news conference in a lookalike White House…
MLB Punishes Georgia For ‘Un-American Election Laws’ By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Major League Baseball has decided to relocate the 2021 All-Star…