Tag: Democrat

Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and…

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Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month

WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…

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China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…

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Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall

EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern…

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Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to…

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Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them

WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…

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‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…

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Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015

WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and…

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Kamala Team Asks If Her Social Media Interns Can Just Debate Trump Being That They Speak For Her Anyway

WASHINGTON-- With the upcoming debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former…

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Democrats Promise That Them Suing To Stop Election Integrity Doesn’t Mean They Plan On Cheating

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After the Georgia Election Board passed a rule to ensure…

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