Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…
Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern…
Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to…
Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them
WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…
‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…
Kamala Says She Was Always MAGA Because The Parties Switched Back In 2015
WASHINGTON-- Amid criticism that she has been stealing Donald Trump's ideas and…
Kamala Team Asks If Her Social Media Interns Can Just Debate Trump Being That They Speak For Her Anyway
WASHINGTON-- With the upcoming debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former…
Democrats Promise That Them Suing To Stop Election Integrity Doesn’t Mean They Plan On Cheating
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After the Georgia Election Board passed a rule to ensure…
Biden Posts Cryptic Message On His X Account: ‘Miss Me Yet?’
WASHINGTON-- Millions of people have been trying to make sense of Joe…
Hunter Biden Runs Up The DNC Stage After White Baggie Falls Out Of Nancy Pelosi’s Pocket
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A strange occurrence happened at the DNC this week when…
Kamala Finally Draws Bigger Crowd Than Trump After 100,000 People Protest Her At DNC
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After months of submitting staged photos to prove that she…
