Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old
WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…
Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the stunning revelation that FTX was a money laundering…
RINO Republicans Relieved They Won’t Have To Do Any Work After Joyous Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After losing a slew of expected races to Democrats during the…
Male Hippopotamus Wins Local ‘Miss Tiger Pageant’ For First Time Ever
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A male hippopotamus from California has become the first…
Liberals Cheer Win, Saying John Fetterman Represents The Typical Democrat Voter
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After John Fetterman very legitimately beat Dr. Oz in the…
Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON-- A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people…
John Fetterman Hires Caveman To Help Improve His Public Speaking Abilities
BRADDOCK, PENNSYLVANIA-- After Republican Dr. Oz tweeted that he would like a…
Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- With the presidential election only months away, frantic Democrats have…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In order to help the Democrats win the Pennsylvania senate…
AOC Says Getting Interrupted During Town Hall ‘Was, Like, Totally Worse Than 9/11’
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After a couple protesters interrupted her Q&A session during…
RINO Republicans Volunteer To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the breaking news that former presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard had…