Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…
It’s 2036, Bernie Bros Saying Sanders Still Has Chance To Win 2020 Nomination
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Still holding out hope that Bernie Sanders will get the…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
Democrat Turnout Will Be Huge This Upcoming Election, Reports Expert Mortician
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- With the upcoming November elections, many political pundits are predicting…
DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against…
NYC Mayor Boasts New Record Of City Going 2 Minutes Without Crime Being Committed
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York City has hit a milestone…
Congress Passes Bill That Will Just Send One Hundred Percent Of American’s Paychecks Directly To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan decision, Congress passed a bill that will…
Lizard Person Liz Cheney Removes Human Skin To Appeal To Reptile Demographic
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Democrats Hire Officer Barbrady From South Park To Yell ‘Nothing To See Here’ At Rigged Polling Stations
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with Americans calling for election integrity, Democrat politicians recently hired…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January…
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…
Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives…