New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…
Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose
FUNSTOWN, NEW YORK-- A circus clown who had walked through a residential neighborhood…
Moe Howard Deathbed Confession: I Played All Five Stooges
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a new tell-all book set to hit bookstores…
Man Sells His Soul For A Cigarette
HELL'S KITCHEN, NEW YORK-- Desperation can lead people to do crazy things,…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…
Dyslexic Man Dies After Dialing 119
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA-- A 43 year old dyslexic man died this morning from…
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…
Cat On Lunesta Mauls Owner To Death
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- A 59 year old Topeka woman was mauled to death…
Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…