Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A group of senior citizens has been terrorizing people…
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared…
Recent Crow Deaths Linked To Heroin Overdoses
BISCAYNE, WYOMING-- Overdoses from heroin abuse now kill more crows in America…
Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession
BENTON, OHIO-- Due to a number of unexplained eerie instances inside of warehouses,…
With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
JACKSTONE, PENNSYLVANIA-- Farmers across the United States are being warned by government…
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters
LANGLEY PARK, MARYLAND-- In a desperate attempt to take back the lead…
Real Life Human Scanner Can Blow Up Someone’s Head
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- A man living in Puerto Rico has become…
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…
Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching
SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…