Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353
WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into…
Biden’s Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic
WASHINGTON-- After giving an unforgettable State of the Union Address, Joe Biden's…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers
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Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
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Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and…
COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The recently released COVID-19 Omicron variant was murdered this weekend…
NJ Governor Phil Murphy Celebrates Impressive Reelection Win Inside Graveyard To Thank His Voters
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- After winning reelection in the race for New Jersey…
Lizard Person Bill Gates Accidentally Squirts Venom Into Reporter’s Eyes During Intense Interview
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine candy man Bill…
New CDC Guidelines Now Say Dead People Only Need To Wear Three Masks When Buried
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced new…