Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- With the presidential election only months away, frantic Democrats have…
Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death
PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's…
Media Praises Biden For Executing MAGA Republican During Riveting Speech
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden is being heralded as a hero by mainstream…
FBI Fires Agent Fox Mulder For Seeking The Truth
WASHINGTON-- After spending his entire career searching for the truth, Special Agent Fox…
Democrat Turnout Will Be Huge This Upcoming Election, Reports Expert Mortician
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- With the upcoming November elections, many political pundits are predicting…
Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353
WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into…
Biden’s Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic
WASHINGTON-- After giving an unforgettable State of the Union Address, Joe Biden's…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian trucker convoy of freedom getting closer and…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how…