Tag: Crime

New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump…

Daily Soak Staff

Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying ‘Excuse Me’ After Burping

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Donald Trump is set to be possibly arrested next…

Daily Soak Staff

California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the stunning revelation that FTX was a money laundering…

Daily Soak Staff

New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election

ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Criminals in New York have been breathing a sigh…

Daily Soak Staff

Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch

RENO, NEVADA-- Police responded to a 911 call after a man reported…

Daily Soak Staff

Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats

BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Police in Vermont are being heralded as heroes for busting…

Daily Soak Staff

Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again

WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…

Daily Soak Staff

Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Due to the massive spike of knife crimes in Canada,…

Daily Soak Staff

5-Year-Old Son Accused Of Leaving 39-Year-Old Dad Inside Hot Car For Three Weeks

AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A 5-year-old boy has been accused of leaving his almost…

Daily Soak Staff

DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat

WASHINGTON-- The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against…

Daily Soak Staff

Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A prejudiced man was arrested by federal authorities Friday…

Daily Soak Staff