Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes
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5-Year-Old Son Accused Of Leaving 39-Year-Old Dad Inside Hot Car For Three Weeks
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DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat
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Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream
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NYC Mayor Boasts New Record Of City Going 2 Minutes Without Crime Being Committed
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IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes
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FBI Confiscates Trump’s Boxers And Briefs After Raiding His Underwear Drawer
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Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken
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Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves
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New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City
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Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
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January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
