George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time
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Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
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New York Grand Jury Indicts Almost 80 Million Americans For Voting For Trump
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- A formal statement out of the Manhattan District Attorney's…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump…
Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying ‘Excuse Me’ After Burping
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Donald Trump is set to be possibly arrested next…
California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store…
Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the stunning revelation that FTX was a money laundering…
New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Criminals in New York have been breathing a sigh…
Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch
RENO, NEVADA-- Police responded to a 911 call after a man reported…
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats
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Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…
