Dogs In Canada Getting Sick And Tired Of Stepping In Immigrant People Poop
CANADA-- At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer,…
Mark Carney Pretends To Care About Canada For One Day After Losing A Bet
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a move that left millions of Canadians scratching their…
Mark Carney Claims Canada Will Achieve Net Zero Carbon Footprint Once Every Canadian Is Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In his quest to tackle the dangerous carbon epidemic in…
Canadians Place Iran Flags In Front Of Prime Minister’s Office So U.S. Will Bomb It
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After seeing how quickly the United States targeted Iran's nuclear…
Mark Carney Stands In For China At G7 Summit In Canada
ALBERTA, CANADA-- The leaders of seven countries are in Canada this week…
Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal…
‘Saar’ Replaces ‘Eh’ As Canada’s Most Popular Exclamation
TORONTO, CANADA-- According to a lengthy research study performed by the University…
While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…
Mark Carney Appoints Justin Trudeau As Canada’s Ambassador To The Middle East
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney has made…
Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying…
Mark Carney To Replace Hockey With Cricket As National Sport Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney has already…