Canada Intends To Recognize Itself As An Indian State, Says Mark Carney
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in…
Mark Carney Credits Speechwriter Porky Pig For His ‘Um-Uh-You Know’ Speeches
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a Rideau Hall news conference where he vowed to…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical…
Dogs In Canada Getting Sick And Tired Of Stepping In Immigrant People Poop
CANADA-- At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer,…
Mark Carney Pretends To Care About Canada For One Day After Losing A Bet
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a move that left millions of Canadians scratching their…
Mark Carney Claims Canada Will Achieve Net Zero Carbon Footprint Once Every Canadian Is Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In his quest to tackle the dangerous carbon epidemic in…
Canadians Place Iran Flags In Front Of Prime Minister’s Office So U.S. Will Bomb It
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After seeing how quickly the United States targeted Iran's nuclear…
Mark Carney Stands In For China At G7 Summit In Canada
ALBERTA, CANADA-- The leaders of seven countries are in Canada this week…
Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal…
‘Saar’ Replaces ‘Eh’ As Canada’s Most Popular Exclamation
TORONTO, CANADA-- According to a lengthy research study performed by the University…
While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…