Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…
Mark Carney Appoints Justin Trudeau As Canada’s Ambassador To The Middle East
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney has made…
Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying…
Mark Carney To Replace Hockey With Cricket As National Sport Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney has already…
Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…
Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their…
Mark Carney Accuses Pierre Poilievre Of Being Canada First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a recent campaign stop in his bid to become…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…
‘We’ll Fix Everything If You Vote For Us,’ Says Party That Destroyed Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian election for prime minister quickly approaches, the…
DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Canada’s Mark Carney For Imposing Tariffs On China
BEIJING, CHINA-- Once word reached Beijing that Canadian Prime Minister-elect Mark Carney…
Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After initially being angry at China for executing four Canadian…