China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister…
GoFundMe Claims It Tested Positive For COVID And Has To Isolate Indefinitely
REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA-- Fundraising platform GoFundMe announced early this morning that it…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
Canada Votes To Change National Anthem From ‘O Canada’ To Just The Sounds Of Trucks Honking
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the truckers against mandates protest continues to gain international…
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian trucker convoy of freedom getting closer and…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy…
Justin Trudeau Promises To Be More Caring Dictator After Winning Totally Legitimate Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After winning Canada's most legitimate election in history in a…
Justin Trudeau Apologizes After Old Racist Photo Surfaces Of Him Not Kneeling
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Justin Trudeau has apologized after an old photo surfaced of…
Canada’s Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada has officially banned bananas after a man slip and…
World Leaders Unwind With Relaxing Day At Beach After Tense NATO Summit
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After an extremely tense NATO meeting where the world's top…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
