Boeing Promises Their New Line Of Hindenburg Airships Are Just As Safe As Their Planes
U.S.-- Facing national backlash after yet another plane malfunctioned this week, longtime…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
Boeing Hires Priests To Read Passengers Their Last Rites Before Boarding Planes
U.S.-- Due to the numerous malfunctions and accidents involving Boeing planes recently,…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten…
Con Air 2: Southwest Airlines Hires Escaped Convicts To Fly Planes After Pilots Quit In Protest
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Southwest Airlines recently announced that they have hired hundreds of…
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps
WASHINGTON-- The pesky Russians are at it again, says top Democrats. After…
TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and…
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…
Dead Cats And Dogs Litter Small Town
WATERLOO, WISCONSIN-- Early yesterday morning in the small town of Waterloo, local…
