Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a major push to combat Canada's drastic climate change…
COVID Virus Jealous President Zelensky Getting All Media Attention
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In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker’s Dogs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of…
Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Moments after Elon Musk posted a tweet comparing Justin Trudeau…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers…
