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Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
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Outraged Anti-Trump Rioters Demand Labor Rights Such As Paid Vacations And Overtime
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Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
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Shocking Turn Of Events: Herculean Mouse Catches Cat
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Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming
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