Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been taking some heat lately…
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps
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Miracle: Joe Biden Cures Kamala Harris Of Head Lice After Sniffing Her Hair
WASHINGTON-- In what is being considered nothing less than a miracle, Joe…
Coronavirus Comes Forward And Accuses Andrew Cuomo Of Sexual Harassment
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Biden Voters Justify Syria Bombing Saying At Least They Got Rid Of Trump’s Mean Tweets
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden ordered the entire country of Syria to…
Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has taken a big step towards protecting the rights…
Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America’s Worst President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama was in tears this week after his…
Biden Holds President’s Day Rally In Graveyard To Thank All His Supporters
WASHINGTON-- History's most popular U.S. president Joe Biden held a President's Day…
Biden Tears Down Atmosphere To Allow Millions Of Illegal Space Aliens Into U.S.
WASHINGTON-- In one of the very few campaign promises that he actually…
Biden: ‘Now That We Got Rid Of That Dictator Trump I Can Finally Rule As King Of America’
WASHINGTON-- The United States will now join the UK with its very…
Joe Biden Makes History As America’s First Chinese President
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden made political history on Wednesday when he was sworn…
Joe Biden To Hold Upcoming Presidential Inauguration In Beijing, China
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden announced on Thursday that his presidential inauguration in Washington,…
