Biden’s Wife Jill Falls Madly In Love With Macho, Take-Charge White House Bunny
WASHINGTON-- Inside sources are reporting that First Lady Jill Biden has become…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…
Progressive New Jersey Lowers Legal Drinking Age To 2 Years Old
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- The state of New Jersey made a progressive decision…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
AOC Dumps Out All Her Russian Dressing In Support Of France
WASHINGTON-- With the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, AOC said that…
Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- Once Florida and Texas heard that Los Angeles officials had…
Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House
WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…
Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…
New York City Passes ‘Don’t Say Straight’ Bill In Response To Florida Law
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Still fuming at Florida's recently passed "Don't…
Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…
Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…
