Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
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WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine
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Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…
Politicians Watched In Awe As Zelensky Performed Miracles During Speech To Congress
WASHINGTON-- As most of the world is aware by now, Volodymyr Zelensky…
Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President
WASHINGTON-- It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the…
White House Swears Recent Picture Of Biden With Wife Jill Is Not Photoshopped
WASHINGTON-- A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill…
Genius: Biden Trades State Of California To Putin For Cozy Russian Ushanka Hat
WASHINGTON-- In what some political pundits are calling one of the greatest…
Governor Newsom Gives Sharks Reparations For Hundreds Of Years Of Racial Oppression
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Biden Soils Himself On Live TV To Show Dominance Over Putin
WASHINGTON-- After western news media outlets reported that Vladimir Putin soiled himself…
Dr. Fauci Enjoys Delicious Thanksgiving Beagle With Friends And Coworkers
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Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Happy Easter’ In Touching, Heartfelt Thanksgiving Message
WASHINGTON-- News Media outlets are praising Joe Biden's early morning inspiring Thanksgiving…
