After Winning Washington DC, Nikki Haley Says She’s One Step Closer To Being Able To Start World War 3
WASHINGTON-- After winning Washington, DC in the Republican primary, presidential candidate Nikki…
Biden Closes Border Immediately After Seeing Illegal Aliens Chanting ‘Trump’
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after going down to the Texas border for his…
192-Year-Old Ghoul Mitch McConnell Says His Political Career’s Far From Over
WASHINGTON-- As soon as the news had spread that Mitch McConnell was…
RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Resigns To Have More Time Destroying Republicans From Behind The Scenes
WASHINGTON-- It's official. Ronna McDaniel announced that she has resigned from her…
Nikki Haley’s So Bad That Even She Voted For Trump In South Carolina Primary
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump was declared the winner by a landslide…
Biden Competes With Trump’s Sneakers By Selling $69 Gold Diapers
WASHINGTON-- Not one to be upstaged by his Republican opponent, President Joe…
Biden Promises To Make Up To East Palestine, Ohio By Making Donation To Ukraine In Their Name
WASHINGTON-- After waiting almost a year and half to finally visit East…
Biden Accused Of Being A ‘Putin Puppet’ After Russian President’s Controversial Endorsement
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has come under scrutiny recently after Russian President Vladimir…
US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
Biden Condemns Tucker Carlson’s Explosive Interview With Dead Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the sit-down interview between American journalist Tucker Carlson and…
Republican Presidential Candidate ‘None Of These Candidates’ To Face Trump After Beating Nikki Haley
RENO, NEVADA-- Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley suffered a major loss last…
Biden Appoints Satan As Top Climate Change Diplomat
WASHINGTON-- In a move that surprised no one, President Joe Biden announced…
