Nervous Elizabeth Warren Sends Up Smoke Signals To Warn Democrats Of Elon Musk’s Upcoming Audit
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked…
AOC Says We Should Be Welcoming Illegal Aliens So We Can Learn More About Outer Space Stuff
WASHINGTON-- As the Trump administration continues to deal with the millions of…
Elizabeth Warren Vows To Block RFK Jr. Confirmation While Dressed In Pfizer Sponsor Jacket
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for President Trump's nominees has faced major opposition…
Media Submits Retraction After Discovering Corpse Found In Congress Was Just Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have apologized after reporting that a dead body…
Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
WASHINGTON-- As a way to try to help pay for all of…
Biden Surprised To Learn He Had Security Clearance After Trump Revokes It
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social account that he…
Democrats Delay Senate Confirmation Votes Until John Fetterman Finds A Suit
WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats have delayed the confirmation votes for President Donald Trump's…
Democrats Warn Trump, DOGE It’s Unconstitutional To Stop Their USAID Money Laundering Schemes
WASHINGTON-- Angry Democrats took to the streets to protest President Donald Trump…
Defiant Gavin Newsom Tries To Hold Back Rushing Dam Water In Order To Spite Trump
CALIFORNIA-- In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water…
‘I’m Not Bribed By Big Pharma,’ Yells Bernie Sanders As Guy In White Lab Coat Shoves Money Into His Pocket
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment during yesterday's confirmation hearing after RFK…
Democrats Claim RFK Jr. Not Qualified To Carry Rachel Levine’s Jockstrap
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for HHS nominee RFK Jr. are underway and…
Biden Angry At Liberals For Giving Trump Credit For High Prices He Caused
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former President Joe Biden would like to have a word…
