Almost 90-Year-Old Nancy Pelosi Emerges From Her Coffin To Win Reelection To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Almost 90-year-old former House Speaker and current ghoul Nancy Pelosi emerged from her coffin to win her reelection back to Congress after defeating her much younger Republican…
California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California election officials have reassured Americans that they should finally be done processing every ballot from the 2024 election…
Whoopi Goldberg Claims Two Muscular Men Dumped Raw Milk On Her And Yelled ‘This Is MAHA Country’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a startling revelation on the ABC talk show this week, claiming that she was attacked by two healthy, muscular…
Taylor Swift’s New Album Made Entirely Of Silence Becomes Top Selling Album Of All Time
U.S.-- Pop star Taylor Swift has made history once again after her latest music album Silence, which contains no music or singing, became the number one selling album of all…
Touching: Biden Invites Trump To White House To Give Him Back Melania’s Bra And Panties FBI Stole During Mar-A-Lago Raid
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming moment that will forever be immortalized, President Joe Biden extended an olive branch to President-Elect Donald Trump by inviting him to the White House and giving…
Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available
WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and still losing in a landslide, failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris began wondering if she could get that old…
Two Dictators Mourn Freedoms Gained After World Wars
PARIS, FRANCE-- Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice Day to mourn all the freedoms gained by the Allies in World War I and II, saying it's…
Gavin Newsom Vows To Punish Trump By Increasing Homelessness, Crime, Illegal Aliens, And High Prices In California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to President-Elect Donald Trump saying he wants to clean up California, an incensed Gavin Newsom promised to ignore all of Trump's requests and also punish the…
Democrat Voters Threaten Our Democracy By Now Questioning 2024 Election Results
U.S.-- Unable to face the harsh reality that their terrible presidential candidate Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide, radical Democrat voters angrily took to the streets to protest…
Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term
WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the presidential election to former President Donald Trump in a landslide, quickly dashing the…
Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a landslide to former President Donald Trump, members of the Democrat Party began questioning how it was possible that…
Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman
U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once again saved the United States from being destroyed after he defeated yet another evil, annoying, cackling female for…
