Biden Surprised To Learn He Had Security Clearance After Trump Revokes It
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social account that he had recently revoked the security clearance for Joe Biden, which according to sources came as a huge shock…
Democrats Delay Senate Confirmation Votes Until John Fetterman Finds A Suit
WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats have delayed the confirmation votes for President Donald Trump's Cabinet nominees once again, saying they would only begin the process once Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman finds a…
Democrats Warn Trump, DOGE It’s Unconstitutional To Stop Their USAID Money Laundering Schemes
WASHINGTON-- Angry Democrats took to the streets to protest President Donald Trump shutting down USAID after Elon Musk's DOGE discovered billions of dollars of American taxpayer dollars being used for…
FBI Not Happy After Being Told To Start Investigating Real Criminals Instead Of Political Opponents
WASHINGTON-- Agents at the FBI have been in an uproar after President Donald Trump's new team told the federal employees that they now must start investigating real criminals rather than…
Hunter Biden Volunteers To Be Canada’s New Fentanyl Czar
OTTAWA, CANADA-- President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a mutual agreement to remove the tariffs on Canada and the US after making a deal that Trudeau would…
Groundhog Day: Jim Cramer Sees Shadow, Predicts An Early Spring
U.S.-- CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer has made yet another controversial prediction on Groundhog Day after coming out of his studio and seeing his shadow in the snow, thereby…
Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian goods into the US, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has issued his own threat by promising he will…
Defiant Gavin Newsom Tries To Hold Back Rushing Dam Water In Order To Spite Trump
CALIFORNIA-- In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water to California, a very defiant Gavin Newsom decided to spite the president by standing in front of the…
‘I’m Not Bribed By Big Pharma,’ Yells Bernie Sanders As Guy In White Lab Coat Shoves Money Into His Pocket
WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment during yesterday's confirmation hearing after RFK Jr. accused Senator Bernie Sanders of accepting millions of dollars of Big Pharma money, thereby causing the the…
Democrats Claim RFK Jr. Not Qualified To Carry Rachel Levine’s Jockstrap
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for HHS nominee RFK Jr. are underway and incensed Democrats have disagreed vehemently with President Trump's pick, saying that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not qualified…
Street Justice: Angry Dogs Jump Pardoned Dr. Fauci After Hearing Trump Removed His Security Protection
WASHINGTON-- After learning that President Donald Trump had pulled the security detail for Dr. Fauci after he was pardoned by Biden for all of his crimes, thousands of angry dogs…
Biden Angry At Liberals For Giving Trump Credit For High Prices He Caused
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former President Joe Biden would like to have a word with America's liberals. It's only been one week since Donald Trump has been president and liberals around the…
