Breaking: Lower Court Judge Overrules Supreme Court Overruling Lower Court
U.S.-- A major ruling out of the nation's highest court the Supreme Court has just been overruled by a lower court judge early Friday morning , with the district judge…
Bernie Sanders Offers To Pay For Dinner After Taking Money Out Of Friend’s Coat Pocket
WASHINGTON-- In a bold display of what he called grassroots wealth distribution, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders offered to pay for dinner at a local diner after rifling through his friend's…
Mark Carney Claims Canada Will Achieve Net Zero Carbon Footprint Once Every Canadian Is Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In his quest to tackle the dangerous carbon epidemic in Canada, newly elected Liberal Prime Minister Mark Carney laid out his ten year plan by claiming the Great…
Canadians Place Iran Flags In Front Of Prime Minister’s Office So U.S. Will Bomb It
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After seeing how quickly the United States targeted Iran's nuclear facilities, Canadian citizens came up with the ingenious idea of placing Iranian flags in front of the Office…
Nancy Pelosi Furious After Trump’s Israel-Iran Ceasefire Tanks Her War Stocks Portfolio
WASHINGTON-- Only hours following both Israel and Iran's agreement to Donald Trump's ceasefire, sources close to Nancy Pelosi reportedly confirmed that the California Democrat was furious after the president's peace…
Ben Shapiro Last Seen Watching Iran Bombing Footage With Lotion And Box Of Tissues
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- Numerous employees of conservative media outlet The Daily Wire were reportedly getting worried about their coworker Ben Shapiro after saying he was last seen locking himself inside of…
Desperate Zelensky Starts Selling Feet Pics Online To Fund Ukraine War
KIEV, UKRAINE-- With support for Ukraine steadily waning, a desperate President Volodymyr Zelensky has reportedly launched an unconventional attempt to fund the ongoing war against Russia by selling exclusive feet…
Emperor Palpatine Calls For Peace After Death Star Blows Up Alderaan
CORE WORLDS-- After blowing up the planet Alderaan, Emperor Palpatine took to X to say that the attack was a success and to also relay the message to the Rebel…
U.S. Issues Apology For Bombing England After Mistaking It For A Muslim Country
WASHINGTON-- The United States government has issued a formal apology to their allies in England for dropping a series of bombs around the London area after saying they had mistaken…
CNN Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim ‘Wall Street Journal Doesn’t Know His Thoughts’ As False
U.S.-- America's most trusted news source CNN has fact-checked Donald Trump's recent claim that the Wall Street Journal doesn't know his thoughts as false, setting the record straight that the…
Republicans Halt AOC’s Babbling By Distracting Her With Laser Pointer
WASHINGTON-- Desperate to get AOC to stop rambling on incessantly in Congress about nothing in particular, Republicans pointed a laser pointer down at the floor in an effort to distract…
Whoopi Goldberg Says Her Luxury Yacht Is a ‘Floating Reminder of Racial Inequality’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a tearful segment on The View Thursday, Whoopi Goldberg unveiled her latest grievance, declaring her opulent 300-foot yacht, the Racial Inequality, a "floating monument to…
