Dyslexic Man Dies After Dialing 119
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA-- A 43 year old dyslexic man died this morning from a heart attack while waiting for emergency services to arrive after dialing for help. According to the official police…
Airlines Hiring Prostitutes As Stewardesses
BANGKOK, THAILAND-- A major airline company out of Thailand has been making headlines lately after they announced that they will only be hiring known Thai prostitutes to work as stewardesses on…
Philly Man Gets Own TV Show On Food Network (6 Photos)
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A 36 year old chef from Philadelphia will be getting his own television show on the Food Network channel, giving him the opportunity to showcase his cooking talents…
Legless Man Outruns Cops
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- A video that is going viral shows four police officers chasing a legless man after stopping the handicapped man for going too fast in his electric wheelchair. The…
Man Chokes On Brain Stem
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- An Atlanta man was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after choking on a brain stem that got lodged in his throat and he's now suing the supermarket where…
Pulling Teeth Is Like Pulling Teeth, Says Dentist
PORTLAND, OREGON-- A dentist from Portland has caused a minor uproar among his patients for raising his prices on performing tooth extractions, claiming that the once believed simplistic procedure is actually extremely difficult…
Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un created a massive hurricane yesterday by relieving himself in his personal bathroom and then opening the large window, showcasing his ultimate power after…
New Prescription Drugs For Cars
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A new line of drugs that is marketed specifically for automobiles has been created by Pfizer, one of the largest drug companies in the world, and shows…
A Rare Inside Look Into Obama’s Shoe Collection
WASHINGTON-- Never in the history of the United States has a sitting president ever involved the public in his personal life more than the transparent man himself, President Obama. Throughout history,…
Obama Wears Flip-flops To Meeting, Starts Trend Among World Leaders
WASHINGTON-- President Obama has turned the political world upside down after wearing flip-flops to his last world meeting, ushering in a new trend among government leaders who surprisingly took a liking…
Katt Williams Chased By Dog The Bounty Hunter
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Comedian Katt Williams is back in the headlines, this time for allegedly being chased by Dog the Bounty Hunter. According to Captain Tatum Channing of the Honolulu police department,…
Mailboxes Renamed Gender-Neutral Boxes To Avoid Discrimination
WASHINGTON-- In an ongoing effort to avoid discrimination by either including or excluding everyone, the United States Postal Service has renamed mailboxes across the country to gender-neutral boxes after numerous…
