Top 4 Things People Don’t Know About President Obama (5 Photos)
4. Obama can make his nose disappear at will. On several occasions, the president was photographed masking his nose. Sources close to the president say that Obama doesn't literally make…
Police Searching For Toupee Thief
BALD KNOB, ARIZONA-- Police are working overtime in the hopes of catching a man who's been going around Bald Knob stealing toupees right off of men's heads. Bald Knob police…
Next Year’s Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet
CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND-- Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is almost here. Even with all the hype surrounding the release of next year's Fantasy Creatures calendar, fans were still shocked when…
Scientists Prove You Really Can Huff And Puff And Blow A House Down
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- Scientists from the Topeka Aeronautics Center have stated that, not only is it possible to huff and puff and blow a house down, but it also takes very…
Wow: See The Weird Japanese Restaurant That Cooks All Its Food
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Imagine going into a Japanese restaurant and thinking you were getting traditional food but suddenly find out that all the dishes on the menu were cooked? Strangely enough,…
New Hair Club For Balding Pets Is A Huge Success
GALVESTON,TEXAS-- A leader in the hair restoration industry has recently created a separate hair club strictly for animals called Fur Club, opening its first clinic in the Galveston area. Due…
Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works
HOLLYWOOD-- This summer, a remake of the classic 1984 Karate Kid movie titled The Karate Kidd, starring a young kid named Billy Goat in an all new cast, will be…
Recent Elvis Presley Sighting Is In The Most Unheard Of Place
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- A recent Elvis sighting has the world rejoicing. Experts believe that this may very well be the real King of Rock and Roll this time, who most people…
TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and its controversial practices, the agency has officially decided to take a softer approach to its security measures by…
If You Forget To Do This One Thing You’ll Die
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- Experts at the Salt Lake City Medical Center are urgently warning people to make sure that they don't forget to breathe or else they'll die. Hospitals across…
New Salon Uses Gardening Tools To Cut Customers Hair
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A new hip, chic salon recently opened up in an affluent section of Los Angeles that uses gardening tools to style people's hair and is running advertisements on home…
China Purchases Checkers Restaurant In Major Deal
TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A major deal was made today between the Checkers restaurant organization and China, which means yet another American company has sold its proverbial soul to World China. According…
