Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where he was pronounced dead after trying to bite off more than he could chew in an effort to…
Top BBQ Meals This Memorial Day According To Celebrity Chef
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Having friends and family over this Memorial Day weekend? No need to stress over what dishes to make on your grill. A top celebrity chef is…
Woman Leaves Husband Of 20 Years For A Baboon
MENSTRA, TEXAS — A woman recently left her husband and filed for divorce after falling in love with a baboon that she had met at the local zoo. Jill Gayle,…
Geico Gecko Comes Out As Chameleon, World Cheers His Bravery
CLARK GRISWOLD, MARYLAND-- Insurance spokeslizard Geico Gecko gave a news conference on the beach last week in which he discussed coming out as a chameleon while working for one of…
Will A Horse Replace Daniel Craig As 007 In Next James Bond Movie?
HOLLYWOOD-- The 17 year old animal actor is currently a fan favorite to play the role of Bond, receiving over five million votes in a recent online poll.That's over three…
Medical Breakthrough: World-Reknown Doctor Discovers Cure For Common Cold
MUMBAI, INDIA-- How would you like to never get a common cold again? After ten years of research, a doctor from India has finally discovered how to cure it and…
Scientific Phenomenon: Woman Gives Birth To Thirty-Two Year Old Man
ARAD, ROMANIA-- A 21-year-old Romanian woman has recently given birth to a baby who doctors say is actually a full-sized 32-year-old man, making this one of the weirdest and largest…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the big holiday, the world-famous Easter bunny was captured by an anti-American holiday terrorist group named SCROTUM, which stands…
Real Live Animal Backpacks Are A Major Hit Despite Warnings
CHASE FOX, FLORIDA-- Get ready to become the coolest cat or the hippest dog with this year's most talked about trend, which incorporates fashion with a love for animals. The Diputs company…
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared Mr. Olympia last November in a surprising defeat over five time winner Phil Heath is facing charges that…
Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law & Order that dealt mostly with the legal and criminal side of the genre, executives decided to come…
Grey Aliens Go Green-Face For St. Patrick’s Day, Get Mistaken For Little Green Men
CARSON CITY, NEVADA-- In what has turned out to be the largest mass alien invasion scare since the 1950's, thousands of frantic citizens called their local authorities after saying that…
