Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army have fought to defend the safety and honor of its country. Canada's current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one of the state's most important issues, which is trying to find ways to increase the much-needed seagull population…
I’m Not A Doctor, But I Play One In Yahoo Comment Sections
AUGUSTA, MAINE-- Feeling the pinch from rising doctor's bills? Then you're not alone. With the price of physician visits rising every year, more and more people are searching for ways…
Ariana Grande Wants Fans To Know She’s Ok After Mistakenly Driving Her Porsche Instead Of Ferrari
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Grammy Award-winning recording artist Ariana Grande is no stranger to hard times, with her terrible luck hitting an all-time high right now after she mistakenly got into…
Mom Grows Tired Of Son Carbon Constantly Leaving Footprints Inside The House
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- A mother from Wyoming has been making headlines this week after posting a photo on Instagram scolding her son for constantly leaving footprints inside of her extremely clean…
YouTube Demonetizes Their Own YouTube Videos For Not Being Advertiser-Friendly
SAN BRUNO, CALIFORNIA-- American video-sharing website YouTube is crying foul after getting their own channel demonetized for apparently not complying with their own YouTube advertising policies. Yesterday the official YouTube…
Ilhan Omar Denies Cheating On Brother With Married DC Consultant
WASHINGTON-- Ilhan Omar is denying all the allegations that she cheated on her brother/husband by having an affair with a married Washington, DC man. The Minnesota Rep. has been in…
Queen Elizabeth Says Son Prince Andrew’s ‘A Good Boy,’ Had Nothing To Do With Epstein Crimes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- The Queen of the United Kingdom recently came out of hiding to defend her second son Prince Andrew in regards to the numerous accusations of his ties to…
Elizabeth Warren Takes New DNA Test On Maury Povich Show And The Results Are Shocking
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential hopeful and former Native American Sen. Elizabeth Warren has been making headlines this week after making another outrageous claim regarding her ancestry by claiming that she's definitely…
Bernie Sanders’ New Rap Album Proves He’s A Man Of The People
WASHINGTON-- Senator Bernie Sanders has recently dropped a new rap album in preparation for his road to the White House and critics and supporters alike are saying this is the…
Beto O’Rourke: ‘I Will Not In Any Scenario Run For The United States Presidency’
WASHINGTON-- Beto O'Rourke gave an interview this morning where he had to once again answer an ongoing question about which political position he is campaigning for and whether he would…
Squirrel Who Witnessed Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Found Dead From Apparent Suicide
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- An Eastern gray squirrel who witnessed jailed multimillionaire and accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's apparent suicide, has also died by suicide only days after going into witness…
