Top 10 Best Last-Minute Clown World Christmas Gifts You Must Buy
https://youtu.be/93IyzFRDXak Want to get that special someone the perfect Christmas gift this year? We here at Daily Soak have compiled a list of the top ten best holiday presents that…
Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas
U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to pick up these unique, most-wished-for Christmas gift ideas for all you last minute shoppers who are looking to…
Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor
WASHINGTON-- An incensed Dr. Anthony Fauci has responded to Lara Logan's claim that he is similar to Nazi Germany physician Dr. Josef Mengele, slamming Fox News for not exterminating the…
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Once news of a plumber finding thousands of dollars in church donations hidden inside his bathroom wall went public, Joel Osteen was quick to come up with an…
New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- The Amazon Halo View Fitness Tracker is the ideal gift for that overweight, sluggish person in your life, available in stores this December just in time for the…
Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn’t Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Confused CNN star Chris Cuomo has gone on the offensive against all the recent allegations that he used his powerful network position to help out former Governor Andrew…
New CNN Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating Greatest Ever In American History At Negative 69 Percent
https://youtu.be/jadYlwVx7LY Reputable news outlet CNN reported that Biden's approval rating is currently soaring into the negative double digits with a remarkable -69%, putting the most popular president of all time…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that he will be injecting sleeping children with the COVID vaccine this Christmas after taking in large donations from…
The Anti-Maskers Will Live To Breathe Another Day
https://youtu.be/AbtxgjFHa_A A maskless woman recalls all the times her dead, masked, liberal coworkers informed her very angrily that by not wearing a cloth mask she will certainly die. The woman…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of Twitter on Monday morning, claiming that he could no longer work for the authoritarian social media regime and…
Honest Democrats Rename New Virus Outbreak The ‘Mail-In Ballot Midterm Variant’
WASHINGTON-- In a very rare moment of honesty that only comes around maybe once in a lifetime, Democrats have told the truth by admitting that they don't even care about…
Biden Says Black Friday Was A Time To Come Together And Celebrate America’s Great Negroes
WASHINGTON-- After being criticized for calling baseball player Satchel Paige "a great negro" during his Veteran's Day address, Joe Biden has stirred up controversy once again by saying that "Black…
